Thursday 12 May 2011

Girl problems. A brief graphical schematic.


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  1. This diagram has made its way to my wall for future reference :P

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  2. Thank you anonymous. You are clearly a personage of great taste (not the buffet). Logical analyses of illogical things (in this case, women) are somewhat of a speciality of mine. I also make graphs. Should I be listening in class? Yes. But last time I tuned in I was challenged to a burger-eating battle. There is only so much trans-fat I can contemplate without having to spend $25 on a family pack and a guilt run to Port Chalmers and back followed by subsequent vaguely worrying self contemplation sessions involving my role as a woman in the morally unkempt society of today and how this obsession with body image reflects on my possible (highly open to interpretation) self-defended marginal feminism and views on aesthetics vs. extreme laziness re: hairy legs etc.
    It's a hard life, being in my brain.
    Ruby

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  3. wow rubes your wall must be getting full of charts haha

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  4. After 'does she seem eager to hang out with you' you need another box, 'is she too eager to hang out with you?' yes --> sex (with alcohol), one time (again) only - 'no' - keep skinny.

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