Tuesday, 11 January 2011

The Double-Ewe Tea Eff Hats.

WTF is up with straw hats this summer. I am not a fan.
It doesn't matter if your black or white, straw does nothing for your skin-tone.
They are flimsy as fuck.

This lady would be hot, but she has to ruin it by wearing a fugly straw hat. 



This guy is ok I guess. 

In wearing one, I feel like you are defying the great pioneers of the human race who actually invented shit so we don't have to wear straw anymore.

This may not be the best piece of literature I have written, but I feel like I have made my point. Can't wait to start playing hackie-sack. Without a straw hat on. Fuck. I bet all the freshers will be wearing them next year. jakfajkkldakhvsd


Liz.

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