Foam, Political Opinion, Currency, and that is all...

You claim that you like old people, Ruby, but if had a real job where you had to CONSISTENTLY  serve coffee and muffins for them, I don't think you would be so kind. Speaking of coffee, Ruby recently made herself a  latte made of soy milk. She may claim to like soy milk, but she doesn't, she just pretends to soften the blow of being a lactard. To clear the air, lattes CAN indeed have less foam than flat whites. People assume that just coz' its 'flat' it must be the 'flattest'.

Flat:

Flattest:

Once again, I will prove someone wrong using Wikipedia. 

To more important matters, upon the mention that I was interested in purchasing shares, Ruby said 'ewww'. I asked her why, and she said "Its just so...Conservative?" For one, she didn't punctuate properly. For two, Ruby knows I am a firm capitalist. However, that does not make me conservative. Unfortunately, there is a common stereotype for capitalists to be conservative, and socialists to be liberal. With me, you get the best of both worlds. A liberal capitalist. Yay for individual rights, and people being allowed to choose what they do with their hard earned cash. Ruby is also liberal. Here is Ruby and I. 

Ruby:        

                                                                                      

Lizzles:

Speaking of shares, I also told Ruby that I may invest in foreign currency. That is a rather droll topic, so I decided I would merely pose the question: Who would you do?

I say top right for sure. Apparently that's Ulysses S. Grant. Fuck yea for defeating the Confederate Army. Big ups to you. 

Over to you, Rubilicious. 

Liz.